notapipe @ June 18 2003, 03:39:11 UTC

Okay, so. He talks about food and says "Let us not forget, of course, that most chicken leaves one's fingers slippery and unclean." And lettuce remember that lettuce doesn't. Yes, I know I should let it rest.

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dragynville @ June 18 2003, 03:51:24 UTC

I thought M.B. was just teasing him because of his aversion to ham..?

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 03:52:07 UTC

Yep!

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 04:14:15 UTC

And yet there's also the inneundo of the Gryffindor ham, which adds a sexual element to it. The teasing can work on multiple levels.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 04:23:03 UTC

Too true! :D

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 04:00:21 UTC

On Topic Tangent! Cannibalism and death obsession!

Draco is a very very morbid guy. Why doesn't he like ham? Because it's like eating human flesh. Chicken? It tears itself apart and leaves a residue of death (also known as greasy goodness). Now, he was quite morbid about his grandmother's death, returning to her body over and over. This is something beyond his normal OCD yucky things issue, it shows an obsession with death. It's not exactly notmal to associate eating ham with tearing off human flesh, though I would not know because I eat neither ham nor human flesh. While Millicent may be all about the innuendo, Draco seems all obsessed with the taste of flesh.

What this morbidity will engender, I'm not sure, though.

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 04:10:32 UTC

Addendum: One possible effect this may have is on his views to death eaters, which seem to be less appreciative nowadays. Besides the obvious Death EATERS association, there's the fact that Death Eaters actively perpetuate this killing. If Draco was hit very hard by the reality of his grandmother's death, his morbid thoughts seem to indicate an empathy with death, of all stripes and bloods. Perhaps this is yet another indication of his shift from support of the Death Eaters and his father's unscrupulous line of work, and by extentsion, taking down some of the illusions about his father in the process.

sheron @ June 18 2003, 08:23:16 UTC

Yes, I also thought of the whole Death Eater name as I read about meat/chicken and what it might mean for Draco. Not only does he seem to be saying that he finds the idea "unapetizing" but he has recently accused Ron of being a Death Eater, and I can't help but think that these are somehow related.

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 04:13:26 UTC

Draco seems to be obsessed with death. Well, every teenager thinks about it considering his or her aim in life but he mentions it too often I think.
what if Draco knows something about the real taste of flesh.
That's horrifying but possible...:(

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 04:14:36 UTC

Dude, no. I feel the same way about tomatoes and ham and trust me, I've never eaten flesh.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 04:22:22 UTC

I don't eat beef anymore because, when it's being cooked, it smells exactly like what it is: cooking flesh. xp

And if you look at the word "cook" enough times, it looks really insane. o_o

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 04:52:10 UTC

I can't stand the way skin slides off of tomatoes when they slip into pizza sauce. And you get these little tomato skins in it.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 04:57:44 UTC

Oh! Those are SO disgusting! >.< ..hates..

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 04:28:40 UTC Re:

ok.
hopefully you're right

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 04:16:27 UTC

I dunno, depends on how he's tasting the flesh. For example, is he tearing it, or simply sucking on it?

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 04:27:36 UTC Re:

*pictures Draco tearing and sucking human flesh*
*feel the urge to puke*

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 04:32:52 UTC

Okay, how about just sucking on it? While still attached to someone's body? Like... I dunno... Harry's?

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 05:30:41 UTC

guess we're overanalysing PS's thoughts on the food.
Because he DOESN'T like how ham tastes and we all *know* he'd like (or likes ^-^) how Harry tastes...

black_dog @ June 18 2003, 04:14:56 UTC

I'm not sure either, but wow, PS is a psychoanalyst's dream case, isn't it? I mean, we know he has issues with sex, and with the female body in particular. But he's really charging himself up here, with oddly sensual images of how ham and chicken rip apart, with how the skin of tomatoes slides off the flesh.

This sounds to me like someone who's thinking, obsessively, about what bodies feel like, invoking thoughts of skin sliding over muscle, imagining the physical vulnerability of flesh, and trying to find a language or a set of images to capture and describe it. Yes, he's transforming it in odd ways, but there's fascination as well as disgust here. And it's a fascination that feels like it's based on some tentative experience, which is why I continue to think PS and JH have done a bit more than talk during their nights together.

theantimodel @ June 18 2003, 18:34:40 UTC

Oh this is just the ultimate squicky topic for me. I love that Millicent's cat is a vegetarian even though she obviously, is not one. But really, the things PS said are all of the reasons why I cannot eat meat. And I second black_dog's comments about PS being a psychoanalyst's dream. Really I've gotta wonder what's going on in that head of his. He certainly is a walking mass of seeming contradictions.

I mean he seems to be questioning the DE's but he still shunned his mother when he thought she might not be pureblooded (although maybe that was more personal). Very interesting.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 03:57:07 UTC

Definitely squee-worthy. The little BFs sitting in classes together (Potions today, CoMC the other day).. squee! <3 <3 <3

Perhaps that bit about going to meet [his] maker was a euphemism for "the little death"? *leers* He sounds very smug in that paragraph, and indicates that he took control of their encounter. :D

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dragynville @ June 18 2003, 04:31:21 UTC

He and Harry "had it out" up against a wall.

Beautifully cut down to the nitty gritty. :D

black_dog @ June 18 2003, 04:32:03 UTC

I think Ron's assuming the same thing. We have hints that Ron once covered for a fight between PS and JH by pretending he had accidentally punched Harry on being woken up. I think he assumes there was some rough snogging against the wall, and that JH and PS are making up a cover story. But poor Ron is wrong so often . . .

sheron @ June 18 2003, 08:26:45 UTC

Another parallel I thought of was the whole "outing" fiasco. Draco told Ron he wouldn't be making things up, and then told him to ask Harry. Meanwhile, Draco didn't appear to even believe Harry was gay.
I thought that's what Ron's comments of "not falling for it again" are about.

shusu @ June 18 2003, 04:47:11 UTC headbanging

Keep it simple.

Like, say, chest to chest.

Otherwise, why would Draco crow about it, if he didn't one-up Harry somehow?

comava @ June 18 2003, 05:14:13 UTC

I rather think someone needs to alert Brown that human beings eat to live.

So do I. And doesn't he put it so nicely?! I could read his entries and comments all day. Especially his and M.B.s comments. Unfortunately, they're usually too filled with inside jokes and quips to make much sense. Though that's the beauty of it, it makes us think. Okay, I'll stop going in circles now.

sheron @ June 18 2003, 08:31:00 UTC

Yes, he does make a good point with just a few sentences.

Plus, it appears that Parvati is still not done with her own idea of loosing weight. While Lavender simply doesn't eat, Parvati appears to be throwing up food afterwards. This is just a different type of anorexia. (And it's not surprising that she gets headaches. I get headaches all the time when I'm very hungry.) I'm worried about her again, and I hope Pomphrey will set her straight!

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 21:04:51 UTC

bulimia

sheron @ June 18 2003, 21:07:42 UTC Re:

yes, Brown's is anorexia nervosa, and Parvati's is bulimia.

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 05:24:24 UTC I actually have this book.

He fought for her with passion...and won her heart with love!

PASSIONATE REBEL

Supplying the British soldiers with faulty footwear was Maggie Myer's small but satisfying way of helping her fellow Patriots fight for independence. But when the beautiful bootmaker was caught stealing enemy supplies by Redcoat captain Grayson Thayer, she knew she'd finally landed in big trouble. For the tall, breathtakingly handsome officer would not be easy to elude...and after looking into his piercing blue eyes and feeling the heat of his lean, hard embrace, Maggie wasn't sure escape was what she wanted. He said he'd free her for the price of a kiss, but somehow Maggie knew that once his lips met hers, she'd belong to him forever!

ENTICING ENEMY

Grayson Thayer was living a lie. Seven years was long enough to gather information for the rebels while pretending to be a loyal officer in His Majesty's army. If only he could tell Maggie the truth...not that she'd care. The little mercenary would sell her wares to either side for a profit. Not the sort of woman a man could trust, but trust had little to do with pleasure. He would sample the silken wonders of her creamy flesh, taste the wild honey of her beckoning lips, and leave her trembling with the sensual power of a PATRIOT'S PASSION.

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 05:45:06 UTC Re: I actually have this book.

Wow. Now that's a book just crying out for a foot fetish plotline. ;)

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 07:02:00 UTC It is slashy. I swear.

Yes, I could not agree more! Also, I hope Draco enjoys the slashy undertones between Captain Grayson Thayer and Private Michaels, the cute young British lad who aids him in dressing, Knows He Likes His Quiet, babbles endearingly when paid attention to, and constantly stares enviously at Maggie!



Grayson slipped into his coat and reached for Michaels, who was standing just outside the circle of light that poured from Grayson's open tent. "Michaels?"

The blond-haired boy looked up. "Sir?"

Maggie could hear the strain in Grayson's voice as he tried to find the right words. "Son, do what you have to with what you heard tonight, but I want you to remember..." He paused, glancing away before forcing himself to look into Michaels' teary eyes. "I want you to remember that no matter what happens, no matter what you think of me, I love you." Grayson threw his arms around the boy and hugged him tightly.

The private lowered his head to Grayson's shoulder, clenching him tightly.

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 10:12:37 UTC Re: It is slashy. I swear.

Is it bad that I kept mentally adding an "s" to the word "private"? *facepalms*

anjaliesque @ June 18 2003, 13:11:09 UTC Re: It is slashy. I swear.

*nods* How very naughty. >:D< Michaels/Grayson OTP!!1 Theirloveissoprivates!

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 05:36:22 UTC

Draco is just dying for Ron to ask Harry. ^^

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 06:52:30 UTC

*wait for the hero to show up*

tonic_x @ June 18 2003, 07:38:43 UTC

Headbanging = FLIRTING! Eh? Right?

Unless, you know, Harry started bleeding or something. In which case I would have to whoop some ass. Except NOT because Draco is far too good looking... 8)

wednesday_tea @ June 18 2003, 13:20:09 UTC

Headbanging. XD


*Facepalms* Have such a filthy mind.

sheron @ June 18 2003, 08:34:01 UTC

I find it amusing that he appears to have no qualms about reading Muggle book when it's about (het) sex. I mean, he put up such a fuss over Martin Miggs, and that was a Wizarding book about Muggles. But isn't this Patriot's Passion book an entirely Muggle book?

sheron @ June 18 2003, 08:47:37 UTC and another thing.

I'm puzzled over why Harry apparently told Draco he was going to "meet his maker". What could have made Harry that angry?

I hope Draco didn't block him from commenting to his journal since "mashed carrots" annoy him so much, or something.

And on an entirely different train of thought...how is it possible to block someone from commenting when you're trying to add them to the "list of special commenting privileges"? I think Draco is lying and he really didn't want to associate with Narcissa when he thought she wasn't pure-blood. This somehow makes his prejudice against Muggle-born much worse for me. Because if he'd been willing to bend his prejudices a bit for his mother it would have shown them to be more flexible then they apparently are in reality.
I sometimes wonder how low he would have to sink before I will stop considering him worthy of anyone's affection, including mine.

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 10:09:38 UTC Re: and another thing.

I also wonder what Harry could say that could be twisted to "meet his maker". I can't think about anything from the top of my head

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 11:50:36 UTC Re: and another thing.

I'm going suggest "Beat his baker" even though I know that's not what you meant.

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 12:19:03 UTC Re: and another thing.

*pictures the situation when Harry says 'Beat his baker'*
*laughs*
*fall under the table*

Harry *bites a biscuit* - "Oh, I broke my *tooth*! I gonna beat his baker!! Die, Hagrid, die!!!"
(works if you don't mind addressing a bisciut 'him')

My brief summary of the OopP :D

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 14:58:25 UTC Re: and another thing.

I still think it's a euphemism for something similar..

I'll take you to heaven.
I'm going to make you see God.
I'm going to make you call me God.
Un petite morte.
Get on your knees and pray.

The list goes on and on.. :D

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 15:05:54 UTC Re: and another thing.

you're the best!
that *so* makes sense to me!:)

anyway, i'm sure in reality it's something even more elaborate *squee for PS*

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 15:21:42 UTC Re: and another thing.

I can SO see Harry waylaying Draco in some lonely corridor and whispering one of those (or something like) in his ear. And then Draco surprising him and taking control of the situation (that paragraph has such a triumphant air about it).

*D/H squee*

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 15:25:21 UTC Re: and another thing.

D/H squee indeed

*wonders why the hell PS doesn't answer Harry's comment*

and OMG - Lupin's done the same meme as me!! ha-ha

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 15:39:01 UTC Re: and another thing.

He might not, you know how they love to keep us dancing on the edge. ;_;

I saw that! I love the way he did them for Snape and Sirius too. :D

Wah.. I want to be adopted by Remus and Sirius! :D

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 16:50:58 UTC nEVILle evidence!

Try putting wheresmytoad in there. I rest my case.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 17:05:02 UTC Re: nEVILle evidence!

Wow, that is just ... eerie.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 17:06:01 UTC Re: nEVILle evidence!

Most Hated Person - Ever
Steely
Devious

You have finally convinced me of the validity of nEVILle. XD

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 17:29:27 UTC Re: nEVILle evidence!

You have finally convinced me of the validity of nEVILle. XD

Note to self: where logical arguments fail, use numerology.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 17:58:51 UTC Re: nEVILle evidence!

Well, Hermione does swear by arithrimancy (or however the hell it's spelled). XD

novembersnow @ June 18 2003, 10:11:02 UTC

I adore Harry, and his mashed carrots icon :D.

imochan @ June 18 2003, 10:18:39 UTC

Yes, Draco... what WAS that about? >_>;;;

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 10:33:04 UTC

I can't believe J_H doesn't know the reason of their last .. hm.. conflict...

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 11:47:56 UTC

He used his Chudley icon to ask about it, so whatever the cause for their "conflict", he didn't seem to mind the results.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 14:50:25 UTC

Definitely not a fight, and I think he's using the icon and saying that to provoke another conflict.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 17:15:27 UTC

Could they really, actually, be having a physical relationship?

I just discovered NA a few weeks ago, so it's granted that I don't know all the history of this community, but I had thought the vibes between ps and j_h lately were maybe just friendly and flirtatious. Pre-relationshippy, you know?

I was rather hoping that when there was a "first encounter" of a more physical kind that the subtext would become, well, text, to satisy the squealing fangirls. Ahem. *points to self*

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 17:26:47 UTC

First, a little history lesson in case you need it. Way back when, at Remus's party, Harry kissed Draco while horribly drunk (which Draco thought was just because Harry was a sloppy drunk, because we don't find out about that until the outing), and Draco went all het after that. Then after being friends, Draco outed Harry, and then after a while there was an apparent resolution and Draco, for possibly the first time ever, was "fine" rather than enraged and Harry didn't finish his speech he was to be writing that night. I think that there's evidence that it's probably not just pre-relationship.

As for becoming text, there are a number of factors in that, such as Lucius, who does not appear to be very encouraging of Draco's friendship with Harry, much less sex. And when Ron suggested that they're in a relationship, they acted rather... scared, really. I think that Draco wants to keep it a secret, so he won't bring it to text level if it happens.

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 17:33:34 UTC no kiss I think

I don't think Harry actually kissed him, just drunkenly admitted to wanting to do so, and Draco didn't really take it at face value at the time, just trotted it out later as ammunition for another of his so charming displays of petty cruelty.

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 17:43:49 UTC Re: no kiss I think

Oi, my horrible memory. Just for clarity, let's enter the wayback machine and see what Draco actually said and his response to the revelation that Harry really was gay. Turns out you're right. Thank you.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 17:47:25 UTC Re: no kiss I think

But Harry admitted to trying to kiss him. Under veritaserum even.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 17:51:51 UTC

Yeah, I've gone back and read about the drunken comeon, algae stains, the hideous outing, and "fine." And I get the need for secrecy, I really do. I guess I just wish (selfishly) that at some point, everything will be out in the open so we can finally know certain things, like why, exactly, was he "fine?" What caused the resolution between them after the outing? What was this most recent freak-out about (post-tea party with Seamus)? And did Draco jump Harry in the halls yesterday and snog him against the wall? OK, I'm calm. ;)

Here's the part where not having a complete grasp on the history of this game comes into play: As far as I can tell, NA wasn't designed for the purpose of having an "audience," am I right? So the fact is, if there are mysteries in the plot of the game, we may just never know the answers? Has this happened in the past, where you could tell by the discussion that something important happened on a certain day, but none of the relevant players ever commented openly about it?

shusu @ June 18 2003, 18:13:30 UTC

The fact that we wonder about it and obsess over it indicates that it is indeed designed for an audience. Moreso than other RPGs. The presence of a healthy and absurdly secure backstage indicates there is a front, and where there is a front, there must be someone looking at it. Us! :D

My RPG is designed mainly for the players. Everything is obvious. We show private entries. The players and audience are omniscient but the narrative can be sacrificed for the player's wishes. It can get didactic at times.

The advantage is that we players do what we enjoy, without having to worry about a greater plan or plot. If the audience also enjoys it, then it's a happy fluke.

NA, on the other hand, has severe Hitchcock tendencies, including the disturbed blond. We can hear the ticking but the bomb is under our desk...

And yes I am sleep deprived.

quixotic_sense @ June 19 2003, 01:15:28 UTC

I can see the icons now...

My has severe Hitchcock tendencies.

My fandom has disturbed blonds.

XD

intern_alley @ June 19 2003, 01:56:56 UTC

NA wasn't designed for the purpose of having an "audience," am I right? So the fact is, if there are mysteries in the plot of the game, we may just never know the answers?

Pretty much. If the character wouldn't post about it, they're not going to.

shusu @ June 18 2003, 10:22:39 UTC

Does anyone else find it oddly sweet that Narcissa is bonding with him over romance novels? ~_~

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 11:35:43 UTC

This is in no way relevant but did we ever find out what was going on when they did that assignment together? There was something about stains and a snitch, did anything come of it? I am confused.

beadgalsarita @ June 18 2003, 11:50:23 UTC *snicker*

I'm surprised that no one has commented about this it had me giggling quite madly. or maybe i'm just a computer geek.

~S

divinelight @ June 18 2003, 12:37:15 UTC Re: *snicker*

It made me laugh. You are not alone at all!

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 12:55:07 UTC Re: *snicker*

It made me groan. And hurt. A lot. Not that it wasn't funny in it's tired horrible way. Some jokes are meant to be dead, is all I'm saying.

beadgalsarita @ June 18 2003, 14:08:37 UTC Re: *snicker*

I think the truly amusing part of it is the implication that M.B. understands the cultural reference of that phrasing. Never pegged her for a gamer.

~S

dry_your_eyes @ June 18 2003, 12:57:25 UTC Re: *snicker*

I'm not a computer geek so can you explain?!
*feels like a fool*

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 13:11:05 UTC Re: *snicker*

All Your Base was a fad from a couple years back centering around the horribly translated opening to the side-view space shooter (and fun game) Zero Wing. The video that made it popular can be found here (right click and save it). It's rightly seen as horribly unfunny now, mainly due to oversaturation.

wednesday_tea @ June 18 2003, 13:22:47 UTC Re: *snicker*

You are not alone. *Geek*

More proof that M.B.=God.

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 13:04:45 UTC

I was simultaneously amused and confused by Draco and Ron's conversation. However, a quick google explained what IMViroments are (I'm a trillian user, so sue me), and specifically the Falling Hearts IMViroment(scroll down). Kisses. Draco/Ron. Ew.

cadeyrn @ June 18 2003, 13:50:55 UTC

That part killed me. And that little "Malfoy, I think we're late for breakfast." Reminds me of whenever Ron and Justin try to arrange a fight, although Hannah did say they actually were shouting.

.. >/ I did used to like Draco/Ron.

sheron @ June 18 2003, 17:46:45 UTC ok, i'm sorry but I had too.

potterstinks Magic Number 15 Job Criminal Personality A Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much Temperament What You Lookin' At? Sexual Whatever, Whenever, Whoever Likely To Win The Booker Prize Me - In A Word Unique Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

thegirlingreen @ June 18 2003, 18:27:26 UTC In response Re: ok, i'm sorry but I had too.

just_harry Magic Number 19 Job Despot Personality Paranoid And With Good Reason Temperament Steely Sexual If I Have To Likely To Win A Home Help Badge Me - In A Word Subtle Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 20:03:23 UTC Re: In response Re: ok, i'm sorry but I had too.

And did you notice?

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 18:11:40 UTC It's nearly time for Harry's annual showdown...

Not that I don't doubt that Draco is finicky about food and that something probably did happen with Harry in the halls, but I read so much of this as thinly veiled references to Death Eaters and such.

Food and dead flesh and he doesn't care for eating that.
"hunted me like an evil overlord"
"his head doesn't have the soft spot that most babies appear to"

I cannot figure if he actually means anything by this or going anywhere with it, though. Perhaps he is just having fun by flirting with dangerous ideas and striding about where angels fear to tread again? Much like the whole TBTL gags. (Harry&Millicent, I am rightfully alone in my OTP)

Or perhaps this is more hinting at events to come that is almost meta?

"Someone is going to die"

I wonder if someone dies in Book5 if N_A will kill them off as well. Or perhaps if N_A had its own Voldemort attack if they'd kill off one of the players. I wonder if divinepavarti actually had a vision rather than a bad dream and was feeling some echo of Harry's head pains and perhaps he should avoid rocks and fish.

wonder. wonder. wonder.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 19:58:51 UTC Re: It's nearly time for Harry's annual showdown...

"Someone is going to die."

I was just noticing this! I'd like to think these are meta prophecies. The Evil Overlord reference is definitely suspicious, but I can't figure out why the fontanel reference should have to do with the DEs. Is he calling Harry a baby?

I think since NA is already an AU, whoever is killed in Book V will go on living here ... but I don't discount the idea that there will be a DE attack in the NA world with casualties coming soon.

Anonymous @ June 18 2003, 20:12:33 UTC Re: It's nearly time for Harry's annual showdown...

Not the fontanel per se, just the idea of Harry's head as a baby being particularly strong. (Voldemort's rebounded curse etc etc)

ex_meiko437 @ June 19 2003, 00:30:34 UTC Re: It's nearly time for Harry's annual showdown...

excellent point. hadn't thought of that.

imochan @ June 18 2003, 20:46:58 UTC

"Don't be shirty, Potter. I know where you sleep."

*DEAD*

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 20:53:13 UTC

I'll just bet he does. *leer* :D

theantimodel @ June 18 2003, 21:33:11 UTC

I'll take your *leer* and raise you a *ogle*

As PS, we know you really do want j_h to be getting shirty, you're just asking for an excuse to jump him in the halls again.

imochan @ June 18 2003, 21:34:49 UTC

Hahaha... PS has a snark-kink. Harry mouthing off to him turns him on. I knew it.

imochan @ June 18 2003, 22:10:04 UTC

*replies to self*

MAD HOT FLIRTING: LIVE

imagine this in a neon sign, and you're all set.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 22:18:19 UTC

Are you going to make me use the icon again?

Disciplinarian!Harry. I have just died.

And this!

Please, Potter, I'm in the greenhouses.

Have I just detected begging? :D

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 22:25:08 UTC

Check out the post order.

Draco says: Please Potter, I'm in the greenhouses.

Then right after Harry says: Bye!

And they've stopped commenting. *eyebrow waggle*

imochan @ June 18 2003, 22:29:46 UTC

WHOOAH. Leafy!Sex. I can dream.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 22:30:08 UTC

I wonder where Harry went?

Squee!

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 22:41:09 UTC

Your sarcasm tags disappeared. <hint>If use the tags striaght up, it will treat them as bad tags and hide them. Instead use &.l.t.; (remove the .s) and you'll get the greater than sign (<)</hint>

Where indeed? You asked for text? This is probably about as risque as Code-era Hollywood could have gotten, and it might still be over that line.

la_trix @ June 19 2003, 08:05:40 UTC

Yeah, I noticed that ... I know about the angle bracket entities, I just didn't think about it at the time. Thanks though!

And I am so gratified right now with the text (and subtext) in this post! Ask and ye shall receive. ;)

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 22:29:47 UTC

It appears Draco's got an orange fetish, or at least carrots. I suppose it could be worse: He could have a yellow fetish and find Hufflepuffs irresistable (I wonder if that would make Justin happy).

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 22:11:16 UTC

More of the usual. If there is even the slightest bit of inneundo there then Harry is going to get lucky tonight.

imochan @ June 18 2003, 22:12:49 UTC

I can almost feel the waves of lust. :DDD

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 23:00:19 UTC

The flirting and innuendos are so thick, you could roll in them. <3 death by squee! <3

theantimodel @ June 18 2003, 23:13:40 UTC

And the usual so obviously involves PS jumping Harry in the halls.

And Draco knows Harry is a leo *squee*

Oh, the flirting, how doth I love thee.

notapipe @ June 19 2003, 00:23:51 UTC

That's probably just because Trelawny said that Harry was born under the sign of the lion (Leo).

theantimodel @ June 19 2003, 00:27:34 UTC

*facepalms* I read that, really I did. But still, maybe he already knew? I like wishful thinking.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 21:46:10 UTC

And now Draco is calling Trelawney on her fakery and telling her to bugger off. XD

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 22:22:20 UTC

Harry's response is better. And also much less intelligent, because he's going to be going into a final from her in couple of days on a very subjective and fuzzy "science".

The thing I would like to point out is that the way Sibbyl (I can't spell her last name) puts it makes it sound like Harry and Draco are star crossed lovers set to die early for their love. Not that she wouldn't be all over that either. However, I think her threats would be more persuasive if she followed through on them more often.

la_trix @ June 18 2003, 22:28:03 UTC

Aw, that's so sweet! But I'm glad Sibyl's never right.

dragynville @ June 18 2003, 22:53:54 UTC

pointed sarcasm!squee

If her predictions ever start coming true I will suspect her of following through on them. XD

theantimodel @ June 18 2003, 23:16:52 UTC

I noticed that *is proud* Poor, poor, boys their destiny is to die at young ages. Obviously they need to pounce on every opportunity they've got now before they suffer.

*grins* theirloveissostarcrossed

theantimodel @ June 19 2003, 00:31:32 UTC

Well it seems that Ron is trying to make up for Harry's mouthing off. He's not doing such a great job either though.... Well then, make up your mind, Professor.

dragynville @ June 19 2003, 00:46:21 UTC

I do so love the Weasleys! :D

notapipe @ June 18 2003, 22:17:04 UTC

Neville highlights the really important name explanation, his. I'm very impressed by his honesty, at least. He's very upfront about the conclusive evidence which shows his true colors (purple and evil, purple of course being the royal color, fit for a dark lord (which doesn't suit Harry very well)).

vellum @ June 18 2003, 22:42:21 UTC

::giggles insanely::

most hated person ever. devious. likely to win nothing.

::continues gigglefest::