| zorb @ 2003-04-05 18:21:00 |
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Mood: 
silly
I'm bored. So I think I'll help out 
potterstinks by replying to his mother for him.
Dear Mother,
All right, fine, you want me to tell you what's wrong, then I shall. Mother, the reason I've been "hiding," the reason I've been "feeling sorry for myself" (not that either of these were unjustified, given the appalling conditions under which I'm forced to live), the reason I keep seeking new company of the female persuasion, is that I'm not, well, of that persuasion. The straight one, I mean.
Yes, it's true. I, your loving and devoted son, love other boys. But fear not, I have not been idly pondering this revelation. Rather, I have turned my attentions toward seeking out an appropriate mate, just as I had done before, and in doing so discovered a deep, abiding love for one Harry Potter. A Malfoy deserves the best, does he not?
I apologise for any undue stress this may be causing you. I suggest confiding in Father; he can relate.
Your Enlightened And Even More Perfect Son,
Draco
*coughs* You know he wants to.
Comments:
| anamirza @ April 5 2003, 18:26:35 UTC |
*coughs* You know he wants to.
And if he doesn't, well, we certainly want him to. :)
| blondenarcissa @ April 5 2003, 18:29:31 UTC |
This is a poor prank, even for one whom was very likely unfortunate enough to be sorted into Hufflepuff.
Narcissa Malfoy
| ishuca @ April 5 2003, 18:44:42 UTC |
well, yes, this was obviously just a lark.
but if it were true, you would still support him, yes?
after all, he is your pride and joy.
curious,
~i
| blondenarcissa @ April 5 2003, 18:47:03 UTC |
As I have stated before, there is no such thing as homosexuality in the Malfoy family. Therefore, something like this would never be true.
Narcissa Malfoy
| siren52684 @ April 5 2003, 18:53:37 UTC |
of course not.
and lucius wanting barely legal cabana boys is just a happy coincidence.
| blondenarcissa @ April 5 2003, 19:00:57 UTC |
That very clearly occurred whilst Fake Lucius was cavorting about the Manor pretending to be my charming husband.
Narcissa Malfoy
| ishuca @ April 5 2003, 19:04:10 UTC |
then what of lucius' long flirtation from hogwarts days with sirius black? it continues even now.
~i
| blondenarcissa @ April 5 2003, 19:37:03 UTC |
Again, Fake Lucius had been making himself known at the Manor. One would be perfectly aware of this if they only perused the back entries in my journal.
(parent)| ishuca @ April 5 2003, 19:59:06 UTC |
i have noticed your tendancy to ascribe certain behaviors to a Fake Lucius who apparently buzzes in and out of your life in a rather gale-like fashion.
next time he appears it might be wise to question him on his true identity under veritaserum.
~i
| blondenarcissa @ April 8 2003, 05:24:35 UTC |
Veritaserum?
I have never thought of that. Thank you, darling, but a lady needn't rely on such trifles when it comes to determining the identity of her husband. Veritaserum should be used only in emergencies, such as discovering just why a commissioned dress was not ready on time and the like. Designers do like to make confounded excuses, you know.
Narcissa Malfoy
| kat99999 @ April 5 2003, 18:59:08 UTC |
Lmfao! *applause* I bet potterstinks couldn't have put it better himself!
(parent) |
kearie @ April 5 2003, 21:13:00 UTC |
I'm grinning. :D That's really all there is to say about that...
(parent) |
Anonymous @ April 5 2003, 22:54:54 UTC |
Fortunetly, Lucius has already given his response to your letter:
Draco,
Knock it off now.. Suck it up like a Malfoy.
Your Father (http://www.livejournal.com/users/potterstinks/14864.html?thread=184336#t184336)
| anjaliesque @ April 6 2003, 19:51:12 UTC |
You know, this really is fanfiction. The first piece of NA fanfic I've ever seen. And lovely too.
My question is what would be the ethics of posting NA fanart here on nRaged? It just seems a little odd, considering the characters browse through here so often...but it could just be thought of as RPS.
And I have this scrumptious Cho/Ginny piece... *wibbles*