| erniemacmillan @ 2003-03-25 22:09:00 |
| Current mood: |  thoughtful |
You know, I'm starting to suspect Professor Lupin is totally making up this werewolf thing.
Comments:
| lupercus @ 2003-03-25 09:51 pm UTC |
An interesting theory, Mr Macmillan. You must be very proud. So proud, in fact, I daresay you wouldn't mind elaborating on it then.
No? Splendid.
Seven feet of parchment. To be read aloud, by yourself, to the entire school at breakfast tomorrow.
In verse.
Yours in iambic pentameter,
- Professor Lupin
| erniemacmillan @ 2003-03-26 01:22 am UTC |
Well, no offence or anything, Professor, but how do we REALLY know?
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-03-26 01:40 am UTC |
I don't know that you "REALLY" want proof.
Eight feet.
- Lupin.
| arithmantra @ 2003-03-26 03:15 pm UTC |
Oh, come, come, Professor, where was your eight feet of parchment when Mr. Macmillan was accusing Professor Snape of plot to commit murder?
Five points from Gryffindor for teaching the children to be biased and confirming a delusional student's paranoia.
And really, as an arithmantician, you should know never to give a student eight feet of parchment. He'd have no trouble with it at all--best give him five feet--then he would be sentenced to the attention span of a fly, he never would get the thing done, and it would be a real punishment indeed.
I am quite put out.
| lupercus @ 2003-03-26 07:52 pm UTC |
I am simply curious to hear Mr Macmillan's theory in full, glorious (and rhyming) detail, Hilda. I'm sure he'll offer us all a fascinating dissertation on the dubious subject of my (alleged) affliction.
And Sevvie can fight his own battles, you know, just as I do.
Now be a dear and go multiply something.
- Remus