| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2004-05-29 14:39:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Attention, Potter:
I advise you to watch your step.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:41 pm UTC |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Lord, I'm the funniest person in the world, aren't I?
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:45 pm UTC |
It's really quite clever. It's almost a play on words, actually, it's quite clever. I am hilarious.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 05:49 pm UTC |
Are you repeating yourself or am I seeing double.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:51 pm UTC |
Well, you're the one who's been writing the same word twice in capital letters and I, for some reason, can't stop laughing at it, as it's quite funny. I only left that comment once, so I assume you're seeing double. Do you think Potter's noticed yet? Ha ha ah aha ha.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 05:55 pm UTC |
Well, it is rather hard to miss.
Then again, it is Potter.
We should have charmed them to get up and run after him.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:56 pm UTC |
HA HA HA HA HA.
PERHAPS WE CAN DO THAT LATER. HE SHALL NEVER EXPECT US TO DO THE SAME THING TWICE.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 05:57 pm UTC |
WE SHALL, WE SHALL.
I AM VERY HAPPY WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO LATER.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:01 pm UTC |
CRABBE INFORMS ME THAT HE SAW A LIGHTNING BOLT AND THE LETTER 'T' ON THE FLOOR BY THAT ODD STATUE OF HEFFER THE HEARTY.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:03 pm UTC |
HOORAY.
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE OUR FRIEND AND THAT IS WHY.
HOORAY.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:08 pm UTC |
I do hope Potter remembers to watch his step today. Get it? Watch his step?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:57 pm UTC |
Why would I do such a thoughtless thing? As if. I don't actually remember what I was writing, but it involved a list.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:04 pm UTC |
Do you find it odd that you and I don't have middle names? I don't see why everyone else needs them, as no one uses them for anything.
Also, I don't know what time it is, because I don't know how long ago I made this post, and the clock on it doesn't actually move, because it's useless.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:05 pm UTC |
Why are you thinking such thoughts and why do you have to share your thoughts so your thoughts end up invading my thoughts when it is too early or late for such a thing to happen, why.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:05 pm UTC |
When it's half seven, I shall have been awake for sixty hours.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:52 pm UTC |
Oh, never mind. I haven't used it for hours, it's somewhere else.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 05:58 pm UTC |
What do you mean, the hammock's not going to work? What are you even referring to? What is it going to fail to work for? What, exactly, do you mean by that?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:04 pm UTC |
NO HAMMOCK.
Thus we have to stand.
UNDERSTAND NOW.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:10 pm UTC |
If we'd gone with our original plan to turn Potter's legs into lightning bolts, he'd be facing the same problem right about now.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:13 pm UTC |
MAYBE WE CAN DO THAT LATER.
HAVE HIS LEGS CHASE HIMSELF.
WE ARE WONDERFUL.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:15 pm UTC |
I didn't know we were going to remove his legs. I'm not entirely certain that I can go along with that, as they wouldn't be able to chase him if he couldn't run.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:09 pm UTC |
What I meant was there aren't even any hammocks here anyway, so I don't see why this has become a problem.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:09 pm UTC |
Actually, we ought to play Quidditch this evening when everyone's asleep. I'll bring the candles.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:10 pm UTC |
In the evening when the sun is up, you mean.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:11 pm UTC |
No, you moron, the sun doesn't stay up in the evening.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:12 pm UTC |
It does.
WHY DO YOU CALL ME NAMES, IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:14 pm UTC |
Oh, it does not.
My eyes hurt quite badly. I suspect there's an infection.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:16 pm UTC |
Mine too.
I suspect this is not a coincidence.
You infected me.
HORRIBLE PERSON.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:17 pm UTC |
If there's anyone infecting people, it's certainly you. However, I've come to the conclusion that my eyes hurt because I'm awake, so if you've got a disgusting eye infection, you infected yourself.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:23 pm UTC |
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:26 pm UTC |
What? You didn't know I WAS HERE? Everyone else knew I WAS HERE!
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:41 pm UTC |
I DO NOT KNOW.
BECAUSE I AM THAT GOOD, I SUPPOSE.
M. B.
| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:42 pm UTC |
I heard somewhere that if you stay up for 72 hours you're legally insane.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:45 pm UTC |
I don't know, I think from Hermione. Has it been 72 hours yet?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:37 pm UTC |
Potter, will you come over again tonight so you can fall asleep and we can change your footprints into money instead, or make the footprints chase you? We haven't decided, but you ought to act surprised.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:40 pm UTC |
I'm not hanging around either one of you until you sleep!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:44 pm UTC |
BUT WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO. FOR HOURS. FOR HOURS, WE SIT WITH NOTHING TO DO WHILE EVERYONE ELSE SLEEPS. AT LEAST IF YOU'RE SLEEPING NEAR US WE CAN TORMENT YOU.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:53 pm UTC |
nocturne_alley_244360.html#t2304648
What do you think.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 07:09 pm UTC |
Sure you are, Potter. You'll dance and you'll enjoy it.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:14 pm UTC |
Would you like a dancing partner.
I am an excellent dancer.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:19 pm UTC |
Are you disagreeing with me, Potter.
Because people who do generally have short lives.
Nice shirt.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:49 pm UTC |
Why would you go and say something like that?
I thought we were friends.
M. B.
| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:58 pm UTC |
What are you going to do all night? There's nothing to do. I'm not going anywhere near you.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:02 pm UTC |
IF THINGS DO NOT FIND YOU TO DO, YOU WILL FIND THINGS TO DO.
IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:13 pm UTC |
Well we have a Quidditch game by candlelight after the Potter dance.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 07:19 pm UTC |
As am I. Do you remember the Yule Ball? This shall be quite charming.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:24 pm UTC |
Do I meet you first or do we go collect him and meet halfway.
I am flying.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 07:25 pm UTC |
Now I want to fly as well, but then we'd have to fly with Potter as a burden hanging in the hammock between us.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:28 pm UTC |
I WILL BRING THE HAMMOCK.
I DO NOT CARE IF HIS FOOTPRINTS DO NOT WASH OFF.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 07:30 pm UTC |
Fantastic. We shall convene in the courtyard by the greenhouses and follow the trail.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 07:27 pm UTC |
Be quiet, Potter, we're coming to collect you now. It's not as though you can hide.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:53 pm UTC |
I thought it kind of went without saying. Especially since I told you to wake me up if I fell asleep.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:56 pm UTC |
I don't think you know how to get it off at all, do you?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:08 pm UTC |
Well then I cannot help you.
Know that this hurts me more than it hurts you.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:28 pm UTC |
Oh, Potter, stop! My stomach hurts and you're making it worse.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:34 pm UTC |
Oh. I'm sorry. If I put an S on your stomach, would that help?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:36 pm UTC |
But that would imply that you'd kick me in the stomach.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:44 pm UTC |
Are you threatening me, Potter? I'll have you know that I am the one who threatens you.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:49 pm UTC |
What are you going to do? Fall asleep on me? Your drool isn't really life-threatening.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:58 pm UTC |
No, actually, not at all. It's as though I don't even know you.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 07:07 pm UTC |
Well I didn't say you did it when you were awake, but you might start doing it if you stay up much longer.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 07:02 pm UTC |
But Potter, you must admit this warning note was rather witty.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:25 pm UTC |
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened to you.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:33 pm UTC |
I feel compelled to turn it in for my Charms homework.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:35 pm UTC |
For our next project, we shall change his footprints into money.
So Weasley will have an actual reason to follow him around.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:42 pm UTC |
Of course you are. I, of course, have amusing friends.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:45 pm UTC |
We have many, many friends.
Unlike the gnomes in chapter IX of HoM.
THAT WAS SO SAD.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:46 pm UTC |
You were listening to that? What sort of barbarian are you?
Potter's not going to let us turn his footsteps into money, and I've lost my quill.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 07:06 pm UTC |
Why has what arrived.
Are we expecting something.
M. B.
| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:30 pm UTC |
You still haven't slept? That's too bad. HOW DO I GET THE WORDS TO STOP SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE I WALK?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:32 pm UTC |
Does that mean you're all right with the lightning bolts?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-29 06:49 pm UTC |
WILL YOU WALK BY ME TO GET TO HIM, WILL YOU?
M. B.
| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:51 pm UTC |
If you take it off I'll walk up and down the corridor first.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-29 06:57 pm UTC |
Are you talking to him out loud? Because you're not in the same room, are you?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-29 06:54 pm UTC |
Don't try to play mind games with me, Potter. I never said that and you're not about to confuse me into thinking I did. I'm not that tired.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-29 06:31 pm UTC |
Oh, is that why it says
T
B
W
L
W
A
S
H
E
R
E
in the Great Hall? I thought you were just getting cocky! The lightning bolts from the right foot are a nice touch!