| onourbrooms in nocturne_alley @ 2002-09-13 17:12:00 |
| Current mood: |  amused |
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lupercus has got me all nostalgic with his most recent post, so in a like-minded spirit, a lovely photograph of one school-aged Severus Snape.
Comments:
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-13 02:13 pm UTC |
I don't mind Snape dressing up as a woman. In fact, it's probably an improvement. I do, however, mind him borrowing my eyeliner.
Wasn't I meant to have detention with you, Hooch? Has this been forgotten about? If so, I am disappointed. I have been a bad boy and could use some discipline.
T.B.
| onourbrooms @ 2002-09-13 02:32 pm UTC |
You are far too keen on being punished.
I refuse wasting my time on you. A round twenty points from Ravenclaw for your insolence, not to mention overall abnormality.
-X.H.
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-13 03:04 pm UTC |
But I'm truly sorry for my transgressions. I want to be better. I need a firm hand. Otherwise, how will I ever learn?
As for my abnormality...*peers under Hooch's robes* Are those backseamed fishnets I spy? Why Hooch, you kinky thing.
| missgranger @ 2002-09-13 09:09 pm UTC |
But I'm truly sorry for my transgressions.
You are NOT sorry.
And you are a very BAD boy.
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-14 12:54 pm UTC |
And you are a very BAD boy.
Well, you'd know, wouldn't you, Granger?
Last night in the coatroom was the best seven seconds of my life, right up until you fainted.
Better luck next time, Scooter.
 missgranger @ 2002-09-14 03:14 pm UTC |
Well, you'd know, wouldn't you, Granger?
Last night in the coatroom was the best seven seconds of my life, right up until you fainted.
Better luck next time, Scooter.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!
...
AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SCOOTER?!
 knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-14 04:47 pm UTC |
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU DOING IN A COATROOM WITH BOOT?!?!
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-09-15 02:17 pm UTC |
I WASN'T IN ANY COATROOM WITH HIM!! HE'S LYING! YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT!
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-09-15 08:23 pm UTC |
BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO BREAK US UP!! AND AS YOU BELIEVE HIM AND NOT ME, HE MUST BE SUCCEEDING!!
*runs off sobbing*
| la_pensee @ 2002-09-14 08:43 pm UTC |
Oh my. I thought Hermione had more respect for her boyfriend. I suppose even the pillars of our community have moments of weakness with someone of your good looks, Mr. Boot.
Pansy
| missgranger @ 2002-09-15 02:21 pm UTC |
Now Parkinson, I know we've had our differences, but I would've thought you would have recognized this ploy of Boot's for what it is - just another way to stir up trouble here at Hogwarts! I've never been in a coatroom with anyone, let alone him!
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2002-09-15 03:59 pm UTC |
Why I only suspected there may have been truth to the statement because your own boyfriend seemed to believe it.
Pansy
| lupercus @ 2002-09-13 03:40 pm UTC |
Expect an owl, Xiomara, bearing twenty bottles of Firewhiskey, the best of my personal stores.
Bless your crooked little heart.
