| finch_fletchley in nocturne_alley @ 2002-12-10 02:14:00 |
| Current mood: |  embarrassed |
Um, I just wanted everyone to know. That wasn't really my copy of "Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them" that Malfoy found in my trunk.
...
ItwasErnie'scopythathegavetomeforsafekeeping.
Comments:
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-09 11:59 pm UTC |
WHAT?! I can't believe this! Betrayed, by my own roommate?! I never thought I would see the day, Justin! Of all people I expected this from, you were one of the last, or at least not the first! It's not MINE!!!!
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:03 am UTC |
"HEH"? That's all you have to say? HEH?! This is mutinous, my not so chummy mate, mutinous! A heinous crime of epic porprotions!
WHO FORGETS ABOUT OWNING A BREAST-O-RAMIC MAGAZINE? Not Ernie Macmillan, that's who!
| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:06 am UTC |
Aaahhh..well, you see..
Wait, how do you know about Breast O-Ramic magazine if you don't have Fantastics Breasts and Where to Find Them?!
| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:09 am UTC |
But Breast O-Ramic and Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them are two different magazines!!!
*cough* At least that's what I've heard.
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:11 am UTC |
Aha! So you admit you have an extensive knowledge of breast magazines! You have fallen into my trap, Finch-Fletchley. I was using Breast-o-Ramic as an ADJECTIVE, not a NOUN!!!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:12 am UTC |
Ernie MacMillan you know those are two separate magazines! Don't try to deny it!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:13 am UTC |
Don't you know they keep a register of everyone who buys one of those magazines?
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:15 am UTC |
Good grief! Ernie, you can't be serious!
*worried*
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:16 am UTC |
Oh, I am serious, Justin Finch-Fletchley. Dead serious.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:07 am UTC |
!!!
Ahhh, Susan. It wasn't mine! Not mine! *points to Ernie* It was his!
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:09 am UTC |
It was not! But of course, Susan will believe you anyway, won't she? Because we all know that good old Ernie will just take the slack for everything and that's okay, because it's ERNIE, not Justin or Susan!
(parent) finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:10 am UTC |
Why are you taking it out on Susan? She never did anything to you.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:18 am UTC |
There it is again! "HEH" is obviously the laughter of a man who thinks he's just pulled one over on everyone, but I won't stand for it! Do you hear me? I! WON'T! STAND! FOR! IT!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:26 am UTC |
Fine fine, Ernie! Fine, it's not yours, okay? NOT YOURS!!!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:28 am UTC |
Damn straight! I'll just be doing my HOMEWORK NOW.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:29 am UTC |
FINE GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!
...
What did you get for your astrological chart? Did you ever work out that ascending sign thing or whatever?
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:34 am UTC |
I WILL!!!! AND DON'T TRY TO STOP ME, FINCH-FLETCHLEY!
I dunno, I thought it was supposed to be your aspiring sign, I started writing all this rot about vigilance for it.
| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:37 am UTC |
WHY IN BLAZES WOULD I STOP YOU FROM DOING YOUR HOMEWORK ANYWAY?!
Well, I keep fumbling on the same spot. Trelawney said it was all explained in Chapter 26, but I'll be damned if I can't find it.
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-10 12:40 am UTC |
WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT I STOLE YOUR HOMEWORK, LIKE I SUPPOSEDLY FOISTED MY PORN ON YOU!
That's because there isn't a chapter 26, the book is only 19 chapters. I think she meant chapter 16 but there's nothing about anything like that in there, just a bunch of tripe about reading spiderwebs for the weather.
| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:49 am UTC |
I ALREADY SAID THAT IT WASN'T YOURS OKAY?!
Well, rot. I've been looking at my History of Magic book. But from what you say, it's probably more informative than the Divinations text. Do you want to just fall back on making it all up again? You remember that one time we actually went by the text - those were the worst marks we got that year. She likes it when we invent stuff. I say we stick to that. It works.
| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:13 am UTC |
Aaahh...Ernie's idea of a little joke, Susan. Um...you want to work on our Transfiguration essays?
(parent)| susanbones @ 2002-12-10 12:10 am UTC |
why are you and ernie arguing about it?? everyone has fantastic beasts and where to find them, it's required reading...
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:11 am UTC |
*clears throat*
Well, yes. Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them is required reading.
| susanbones @ 2002-12-10 12:12 am UTC |
if you lost yours you can borrow mine, you dont have to borrow ernie's :)
(parent) finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:17 am UTC |
Thanks Susan. Ernie is sure getting mad that I keep borrowing his.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-10 12:17 am UTC |
I'm quite sure you don't have any of what he really wants, Bones.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:24 am UTC |
Gods, you're a persistant little plague, aren't you?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-10 12:25 am UTC |
Did you just use "gods" in casual conversation? Ha ha ha ha.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-10 12:29 am UTC |
Considering who I'm talking to, I'd say that yes, yes you did.
(parent) finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:30 am UTC |
Seems to me that you're the only one repeating yourself, Malfoy. Project much?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-10 12:32 am UTC |
I'll have you know that Malfoys have never stuttered. However, I, for one, would be surprised if a Mudblood Hufflepuff managed to escape with as little as a stutter in their pathetic little life.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:34 am UTC |
Malfoy, you think you'd have a better word in your much self-bragged-about arsenal of vocabulary. Besides, isn't speech impediment a prime symptom of too much inbreeding? I'm sure you're familiar with that one, right?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-10 12:37 am UTC |
Why would I waste my time creating new and exciting ways to call someone a Mudblood when one word says so much? Besides that, if it's what you are, I certainly won't deny you the honour of being called one, Mudblood. And last I'd heard, a prime symptom of being born a bastard to unmarried parents was having a hyphenated surname.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:42 am UTC |
Why would I waste my time creating new and exciting ways to call someone a Mudblood when one word says so much?
I doubt that, Malfoy. It just looks like you're trying to cover up the fact that you have nothing truly interesting to say.
And last I'd heard, a prime symptom of being born a bastard to unmarried parents was having a hyphenated surname.
Oh, that wounds, Malfoy, considering my parents were married when I was thought up, conceived and born. But I at least have to give you credit for trying to branch out.
| potterstinks @ 2002-12-10 12:46 am UTC |
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think you were worthy of having anything interesting said to you? The only interesting time you've spent in your life is when you were Petrified, Finch-Fletchley, and I highly doubt you remember much of it. Of course, one could always arrange a repeat performance if you'd like a bit more spice in your life.
(parent)finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:23 pm UTC |
Well if you can get away with being boring...
Just piss off already.
| hannahabbott @ 2002-12-10 09:53 pm UTC |
I think that says more about your lack of creativity skills than it does about anything else, Malfoy.
Two points from Slytherin for the frequent use of the 'M' word. I've warned you about that before, and I hardly think that this kind of behaviour is befitting for a Hogwarts Prefect.
- Hannah Abbott, Hufflepuff Prefect
 finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 12:36 am UTC |
Well, I think that we should go ahead and start on this homework Susan. All of this "fun" stuff can wait until later, right? You know that the professors and prefects like to spy on our journals in particular. Ernie's right, it's best not to give them a reason to pick on Hufflepuffs.
(parent)| susanbones @ 2002-12-10 12:40 am UTC |
ok but malfoy is the one picking on hufflepuffs and hes a prefect.
oh.
| hannahabbott @ 2002-12-10 09:48 pm UTC |
Um...Sue?
I think the book that is causing to much stress between our two all-boardering-on-out-of-line housemates is Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them.
And I now know more about Justin and Ernie than I ever wanted to. *twitch* *twitch*
Love, Hannah
finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-10 09:54 pm UTC |
Oh great, Hannah. Don't you have anything else to do? Maybe hang out with your friends from other houses, maybe? Maybe the other "prefects." I think we're fine without your input too.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-11 07:50 am UTC |
Seems like the only one who hasn't shown up to the Hufflepuff fest is Granger. All you "prefects" seem to move in packs. Just a matter of time now, eh Turpin?
Ernie, are you seeing this? You were right. Absolutely right.
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-12-11 08:40 am UTC |
I told you! Can't even have a conversation without Prefects butting in! Even Malfoy didn't take any points from anyone! I guess that just goes to show what our Housemates think of us!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2002-12-11 08:52 pm UTC Re: |
Excuse me?!
You're the one who's been avoiding the rest of us like we're the source of the Black Plague lately, Justin.
And I thought that you, of all people, would enjoy a party...after all, you were the one who threw the idea out to the rest of us a couple of weeks ago.
*raises eyebrows*
Even if you did vote that we should invite the Slytherins.
But we shant talk about that, shall we?
~ Hannah
finch_fletchley @ 2002-12-12 12:28 am UTC |
Hannah,
I'm not talking about the party, I'm talking about your input into a private conversation that Susan and I were having. And as for Ernie, I'm not avoiding him. We still study together, we still confer on homework together, we still play Exploding Snap together (even though he does tend to wear protective clothing when we do so), and we still room together.
As for keeping to ourselves, you should know exactly why I'm doing that. No offense or anything, but right now I'm fine being around Susan.
As for inviting the Slytherins to the party, I have no problem with any of them save Malfoy. But that is because he is Malfoy, not because he happens to be a Slytherin.
