knight_to_h3 in nocturne_alley @ 2003-01-12 06:19:00

Current mood: annoyed
Current music:I WILL NOT REA D THE FAQ WH ATEVER IT I S!!!

IMPO RTANT!! !
WANTED
A new jo urnal layout because the one I ha ve now, thanks to my dear broth er PERCY, is VERY UGLY. Look at i t!! If I wanted my journal t o look like a damn textbook, I'd have a sked Hermione for it! Bloody he ll. I refuse to updat e my journal until I get a new layo ut so if anyone wants to volunteer a new layout, PLEASE DO!!

FOR SALE
Brother. Name is Perc y. Toilet-trained. VERY ANNOYING. Has amazi ngly big head. Recites newspaper eve ry morning. Won't sh ut up even when hexed. Interested parties, owl or emale me at ron@the-burrow.co.uk. Starting pri ce: F ree. THA NKS.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-01-11 02:41 pm UTC

Hiya Ron!

I see what you mean, that is a v. boring layout! I'll do one for you if you like, with nice pretty colours! I have free time, well I'm trying to find things to occupy myself with nowadays. <_< Anyway, I'll just make one for you and you can put it up when I'm done with it! Okie? Peace, love and surprises, *~^.Lavender.*.Brown.^~*

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 02:44 pm UTC

Hey L avender! Thanksfo r offering! But uh, n o rainbows, okay ?

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-01-11 02:55 pm UTC

Heee heee! ~_^

rainbows, love and pressies,
*~^.Lavender.*.Brown.^~*

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 02:58 pm UTC
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I mean it, Lavender! No bloody rainbows!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-01-11 02:46 pm UTC

Hey, Ron.

Good plan on selling Percy, mate. Afraid we're going to have to insist on a share of the profits, though. One of our Muggle-born friends recommends auctioning him on...what was it... "Eboy"? Think so. Have a look.

-F&G

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 02:55 pm UTC
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Uh, I don't think it is eboy.com, because uh, take a look at it...

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-01-11 03:04 pm UTC

No, that's the right one. Our mate also suggests www.wizardingslavetrade.com and www.redheadsforsale.co.uk.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 03:08 pm UTC
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Woah, there is a whole new world out there! I think Percy is pissed off, not sure why...

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quidditchislife @ 2003-01-19 12:57 pm UTC

Eboy? Ooooh....what will the Muggles think of next?

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perfectprefect @ 2003-01-11 02:54 pm UTC

A simple 'thank you' would have been sufficient.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 02:59 pm UTC
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I hope we find a good home for you!

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perfectprefect @ 2003-01-11 03:03 pm UTC

I daresay that my new flat shall be an adequate home. Congratulations, Ronald; you have proved to me that I am no more needed at the Burrow than I am at the Leaky Cauldron.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 03:05 pm UTC
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You never have time for us anyway, Mr Busy.

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la_pensee @ 2003-01-11 03:15 pm UTC

Are any other members of your esteemed family for sale? Yourself perhaps?

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 03:16 pm UTC
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Uh, why the hell would I want to sell myself?!

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la_pensee @ 2003-01-11 03:24 pm UTC

Ron, darling, as per your other request. I would be quite happy to design you a layout for your journal. I have a perfectly splendid idea that would suit you nicely.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-11 03:28 pm UTC
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...sure.

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missgranger @ 2003-01-20 11:55 am UTC

Now Ron, I agree that it is perhaps a bit drab, but Percy was just trying to help! That's really no reason to threaten to sell him into white slavery.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-01-20 10:42 pm UTC
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Nobody will want to buy him anyway!

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