purestblood @ 2003-04-09 20:25:00

Current mood:thoughtful

It appears that Draco is finally taking his first wobbly steps towards adulthood. He's been challenged to his first duel, and I have no doubt that he will emerge victorius. I have reminded him on several occasions about my hopes and expectations for him. He's proved a quite adequate son. His grades are the second highest in his class, and he has an adept facility for charms and curses. I've arranged for private tutoring over the past few summers, and now is the chance to see the return on my investment. I am confident he will not disappoint me by losing to a boy whose greatest desire is to emulate Dame Edna. Surely Draco can defeat a little nancy-boy whose sole pleasure in life derives from purple Bertie Botts beans. It makes one wonder, again, just exactly whom is being admitted to Hogwarts. Ah, Hogwarts, it pains me to see your slow demise.

However, Draco is becoming a man, and I am demanding that he be held accountable for his actions. Narcissa thinks perhaps I am being too harsh on him, but coddling him will not prepare him to take his place as the Malfoy heir. I well remember the summer I became a man. I wonder whatever became of my riding instructor... I think his name was John. No, Jack. So many years ago. How quickly the time passes when you bear the responsibility that I have borne.

In other news, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are getting married. I am so glad they are keeping it in the Canis family, though I admit to a certain curiosity as to Lupin's intended use for the silver he's registered for. I certainly don't understand asking for a gift that I cannot touch, but the wolf mind is a foreign thing unto me, and certainly not the depths I wish to probe at such time. Sirius and Remus are coming for a small soiree, this weekend, and I am anxious to show Sirius my new partner's desk that I acquired in my study. Probing depths, indeed. Fortunately, this desk is impervious to claw marks.

Arthur and Molly Weasley have joined our ranks in our happy little online family, and it's been a most interesting peek into their family, ah, dynamics. I can certainly understand Virginia's motives in seeking out a partner that does not dandle her on his lap. I wonder if she still jumps when she hears her bedroom door creak open in the depths of the night. But far be it from me to criticize another family's code of ethics. Certainly it does promulgate family togetherness, although I am sure that Molly and Virginia stay very tired indeed at family gatherings.

I am redecorating the main ballroom, the parlor, the drawing room, and the South Wing. Narcissa and I had a lovely trip to Paris and to Versailles, where we both picked up decorating ideas. Under Narcissa's guidance, the Manor shall become even more of a showplace than it already is. In a true gesture of generosity, she offered to let Sirius and Remus wed in our small gazebo, and even offered to have the giant spiders removed but alas, they declined.

Severus has been spending entirely too much time with Xiomara and Sylvia, for he is now exhibiting the symptoms of menopause. I am sending him several bottles of absinthe, in the vain hope that he will indeed rejoin the land of the living and perhaps, most shockingly, wash his hair.

It is a great responsibility indeed to be a Malfoy but it is a burden I carry with pride. I only hope that Draco can learn from my example.


Comments:

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 09:07 pm UTC

Lucius, I hereby promulgate your habit of STEPPING. OVER. THE. LINE. Once more, and I might just have to do something about it.

Arthur.


purestblood @ 2003-04-09 09:22 pm UTC
Re:

I do believe I've hit a nerve, Arthur. However, the first step to overcoming a problem is to admit you have one. You've lived in denial far too long, I daresay.

And ooh, Arthur. You're using multisyllabic words. Were I a woman, I might find that mildly attractive.

Lucius

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 10:05 pm UTC

We could always turn the tables, Lucius. To be so sure of yourself, you'd think you were speaking from experience. But I'm an honest man, I believe what I'm told, and I believe what I know. You're a filthy mongrel. I know that. One more word about my children and I swear to God, man..

You know, Lucius, I've always believed that to assume makes an ass out of you and me, so BACK DOWN.

ARTHUR.

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-09 10:15 pm UTC

Daddy, just ignore him. Come on, I'll show you how you can order plugs off of Ebay!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 10:20 pm UTC

What? Oh. Plugs, yes. Sure, sweetheart, sounds... sounds fun. Show me how to do that. You wouldn't believe what your mother's been cooking today, such a talented one, she is. Well - send me an Instant Message and we'll talk more, goodgood.

Love,
Your Father.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 10:22 pm UTC

Just one more word, Lucius. I mean it.

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purestblood @ 2003-04-09 10:32 pm UTC
Re:

Reread my post, Arthur. I did not mention your offspring. I referred only to you.

Lucius

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 11:01 pm UTC

I have reread your post numerous times already, Lucius. In which you mention my wife once, and my youngest child twice, and not in the most appropriate of lights.

PURELY out of curiosity. How much money are we still indebted for? Because the second that's paid, I'll

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 11:02 pm UTC

... anyway.

Best of luck to your son on Saturday.

ARTHUR.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-09 09:24 pm UTC

Are you threatening my husband, Arthur? I would think you'd spend less time looking up words on an entre net dictionary and more time working to earn galleons to pay off the debt you still owe the Malfoys.

Narcissa Malfoy

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 10:07 pm UTC

You'll get your bleeding galleons.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-10 04:40 am UTC

Temper, temper, Arthur. It is no fault of mine or my husband that you owe the Malfoys 6,011 galleons, 58 sickles, and 4 knuts. If you are looking for someone whom you can direct that anger upon, I believe you should look no further than your youngest son.

Narcissa Malfoy


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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-10 08:01 am UTC

I don't like to question anyone's parenting skills, Narcissa, though I can't help but question yours if you think a child should be shown anger from their parent in that manner. I'm not going back into blaming who and what and where, but I'm only doing this for Ronald. I believe in my children, I don't blame them.

Arthur.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-10 06:07 pm UTC

It is appalling that one needs a license in order to own a Kneazle, but any bloody bastard of a wizard can become a parent.

As you so deftly demonstrate to us all, Lucius.

- Lupin


purestblood @ 2003-04-10 06:24 pm UTC
Re:

Please, Remus, do enlighten me as to what, precisely, perpetrated this little diatribe on parenting skills. I was not aware that you were a parent and therefore an authority on the subject. If you prefer that I allow Draco to continue his antics, by all means, let me know. Otherwise, I'll raise my son as seems fit, and you, I'm sure, have mats that need to be attended to.

Lucius

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lupercus @ 2003-04-10 06:40 pm UTC


I was not attacking your parenting skills, Lucius, as you do not actually possess any. Unless you count this as a 'skill.'

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purestblood @ 2003-04-10 06:44 pm UTC

Yes. You're absolutely right. I should have allowed him to continue to take that disrespectful tone with his mother.

How foolish of me.

Don't you have some silver to polish?

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lupercus @ 2003-04-10 06:47 pm UTC

You're bloody hopeless.

Don't you have some helpless Muggles to torture?

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purestblood @ 2003-04-10 06:50 pm UTC
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I'm looking forward to discussing this further with you at tea. I do so hope you'll favor me with your thoughts on parenting. It sounds as if the wedding plans are proceeding apace. Have you found a location yet? Our offer of the gazebo is always open, since your wedding will not require a large space.

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