|   |
|   |   ^_^
|   |  /o~o\       Hey, Colin! There's something
| ()| /  v  \      I've been meaning to ask you.
|   |/ /   \ \                                \
|   |  \   /  ----\                            \
|   ==="'="'===    \                            \
|   ===========    What's bothering you, young   \
|   |              feller-me-lad? It's not        \
|   |              often you youngsters come       \_A_
|   |              to a doddery old owl like        =O   _
|   |              me for advice.                    |__//
|   |                                                \__|
|   |                                                 ||
|   |                                                 **
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|   |
|   |   ^_^         Don't try the wise-old-owl
|   |  /o~o\        routine with me! I was going
| ()| /  v  \       to ask why you were hiding
|   |/ /   \ \      outside my house last night,
|   |  \   /        wanking off in the bushes. \
|   ==="'="'===\                                \
|   =========== \                                \
|   |            ------knackers.                  \
|   |                                              \_A_
|   |                                               =O   _
|   |                                                |__//
|   |                                                \__|
|   |                                                 ||
|   |                                                 **
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