--Hi, munkster!                     (o)(o)
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   /O~O\/          Hi Colin... is that-------  ====
 /-\ v /-\---\     a leather jacket?            /\
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  |o| |_|      \ Yeah, I thought it was time    ||
   "' "'        \for a change - my image was    LL
                 getting a little stale.
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            You can't! There's going to be
            public outcry!         ---------- (o)(o)
    ^_^     It's like when Dennis the        @  <>  @
   /O~O\    Menace started wearing denim...    ====
 /-\ v /-\  you're a pop culture icon on        /\
/_/o| | \_\ a similar, if not greater scale!   >||<
  |o| |_|                                       ||
   "' "'                                        LL
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    ^_^                                      @  <>  @
   /x~x\                                       <==>
 /-\ v /-\                                      /\
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   "' "'                                        LL
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                                              (o)(o)
    ^_^                                      @  <>  @
   /O~O\-------Alright, don't                  ====
 /-\ v /-\     take the piss.                   /\
/_/o| | \_\                                    >||<
  |o| |_|                                       ||
   "' "'                                        LL
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