\ /
              Hey, Colin. Is it true------ 0 0
              that you owls can turn    /\ \o/ /\
   ^_^        your head through 360    /  \( )/  \
  /o~o\----   degrees?                  /\ ( ) /\
 /  V  \   \                           /  \( )/  \
/ /   \ \   \I dunno, never tried.      /\ ( ) /\
  \   /      Sounds unlikely though.   /  \( )/  \
  "' "'      Hang on...                     -
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          |     ^     |       nng! |    ^
   ^_^    |    / O    |    ^_^     |   O \ CRACK!!
  /o~o\   |   /|  >   |   //x\\    |  <  |\
 /  V  \  |  / /  |\  |  / /x\ \   | /|  \ \
/ /   \ \ | / /   \ \ | / /   \ \  |/ /   \ \
  \   /   |   \   /   |   \   /    |  \   /
  "' "'   |   "' "'   |   "' "'    |  "' "'
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    ^                                   \ /
   O \ ---- You fucker! I broke  /----- 0 0
  <  |\     my fucking neck!    /    /\ \-/ /\
 /|  \ \                       /    /  \( )/  \
/ /   \ \      Yes, I already /      /\ ( ) /\
  \   /        knew that would      /  \( )/  \
  "' "'        happen.               /\ ( ) /\
                                    /  \( )/  \
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