-Why are we here, Colin?
           /
          /     That's a good one! Some
   (o)(o)/      would say we were 'created'
  @  <>  @      by some omnipotent being,          ^_^
    ====        or that we evolved from-----------/o~o\
     /\ \       more basic life-forms. I'm       /  V  \
    >||< \      not even sure whether or        / /   \ \
     ||   \     not we're alone in this           \   /
     LL    \    universe...                       "' "'
            \
             No, Colin! I mean,
             why are we HERE?
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       / O \__
      /     \_\      ----Oh, you mean inside this
     /    __/_/     /    giant parrot?
    /     | --------
   /    __|/        -------Yeah.
  /    /  /        /
  |   /  ---------
  |  /    /
  |  \  ------------------No idea.
  |   \ /\ \
==|    /="'"'====
  |  ||
  |  |/
  |  /
  | /
  |/
  /
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            I don't get it.
           /
          /     It's post-modern. You're
   (o)(o)/      not supposed to 'get it'.---
  @  <>  @                                  \      ^_^
    ==== -----So there's not going to        \    /o~o\
     /\       be a punchline?                 -- /  V  \
    >||<                                        / /   \ \
     ||                  Hang on... yes...------- \   /
     LL                                           "' "'
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        / O \__
       /     \_\
      /    __/_/
     /     | -----...because he was stuck to Daniel
    /    __|/        O' Donnell's face!
   /    /  /
   |   /   |
   |  /    /
   |  \  ---------How do I get out of here?
   |   \ /\ \
 ==|    /="'"'====
   |  ||
   |  |/
   |  /
   | /
   |/
   /
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