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           -Why does Ruud Van      ---0 0
          / Nistelrooy never      //\ \o/ /\
    ^_^	 /  get anyone pregnant? //  \( )/  \
   /o~o\/                     --/  /\ ( ) /\
  /  V  \                    /    /  \( )/  \
 / /   \ \  Oh God... you're/      /\ ( ) /\
   \   /    going to tell me,     /  \( )/  \
   "' "'    aren't you?                -
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           Because he's got   ------- 0 0
          /loads of Dutch    /     /\ \~/ /\
    ^_^	 / caps!            /     /  \( )/  \
   /o~o\/                  /       /\ ( ) /\
  /  V  \                 /       /  \( )/  \
 / /   \ \       Go away./         /\ ( ) /\
   \   /                          /  \( )/  \
   "' "'                               -
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