--Hi! I've got a joke for        (o)(o)
    ^_^  /  you.                      ----@  <>  @
   /o~o\/                            /      ====
  /  v  \----    Don't care! lol!----        /\
 / /   \ \   \                              >||<
   \   /      ---AWWW! You're so MEAN!       ||
   "' "'                                     LL
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                 Dude, calm down! I was    (o)(o)
                 only joking! lol!------- @  <>  @
    ^_^                                     ====
   /o~o\-----No, look, I must have done      /\
  /  v  \    something to offend you but    >||<
 / /   \ \   I didn't mean it!               ||
   \   /                                     LL
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                No, listen: it was a
                throwaway, flippant \
     ^_^        comment. Forget it.  \     (o)(o)
    /o~o\                             ----@  <>  @
   /  v  \----I don't think you love me     ~~~~
  / /   \ \   anymore. WAAAAAAA! I           /\
    \   /     really wish things could      >||<
    "' "'     get back to normal!            ||
                                             LL
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                           lol!-------
                                      \
     ^_^       Why you laugh at me?    \   (o)(o)
    /o~o\------I want my mum!           --@  <>  @
   /  v  \---\                           /  ~~~~
  / /   \ \   \         Bye, Colin.------    /\
    \   /      \                            >||<
    "' "'    WAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!         ||
                                             LL
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