The Big-Faced Adventures Of Tom Chaplin From Keane

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      //  o o  \\   Hooray! A day out
      @|   L   |@   at Alton Towers will
       \_  v  _/----help me to relax and
        /\___/\     unwind.
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    //// \\\\                     || The Brown \
   //  o o  \\  Wow! I simply     ||   Hole    /
   @|   L   |@  must have a       ||----------/
    \_  v  _/---go on the Brown   ||
     /\___/\    Hole!             ||
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                          |   THE BROWN HOLE   |
     ~~~~~~~    NOOOOOO!  |                    |
    //// \\\\   Once again|Your face    ____   |
   //  o o  \\  my big    |must be     /    \  |
   @|   L   |@  face has  |narrower    |    |  |
    \_  O  _/---thwarted  |than this-> |    |  |
     /\___/\    me!       |to go on    \____/  |
    / /   \ \             |this ride           |
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