The Big-Faced Adventures Of Tom Chaplin From Keane

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  //// \\\\     Hooray! I got given
 //  o o  \\    an EyeToy for my
 @|   L   |@    birthday! I can't  
  \_  v  _/-----wait to play!        
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 "" |   | ""        __________
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     L L           |  |      \ |
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    //// \\\\     It... it doesn't   
   //  o o  \\    seem to be working
 V @|   L   |@    properly. What     
 \  \_  o  _/-----could be wrong?      
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                    Please don't stand
   ~~~~~~~          so close to the
  //// \\\\         camera. Your face               
 //  o o  \\        is taking up the      
 @|   L   |@        whole screen!        
  \_  -  _/---             |               
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  / /   \ \  Knackers.     |
 "" |   | ""        _______|__
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     L L           |  |      \ |
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