Minor Celebrity Mediocre Trumps

The Rules

Exactly like Top Trumps, but the closest to 50% wins. May the most mediocre man win!


The Originals

Playwright Patrick Marber. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis. Bob Carolgees.
Iain Lee. Lionel Blair. Danny Baker.
Lee & Herring. Mr Motivator. Su Pollard.
Les Dennis. Macaulay Culkin. Roy Walker.
Louis Jones (of The Warm Jets fame). Steve Guttenburg. Vince Earl.


'Fan' Submissions

Colin The Owl Andi Peters Pat Sharp
Michael Flatley James Fox Jade Goody
Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie Patrick Moore Richard Bacon
Jimmy Carr Jo Brand Bill Oddie
Trisha Goddard Carol Vorderman Vanessa Feltz
Robert Kilroy Silk Keith Chegwin Keith Chegwin (second edition!)
Noddy Holder Chris Evans Richard Madeley
Andy Crane Lee From Steps Simon Amstell
Paul Ross Keith Harris & Orville Colin Baker
Hattie Hayridge