Why Trevor McDonald Is A Charlatan

Trevor McDonald pisses me off. He's got that show, right? 'Tonight With Trevor McDonald'? Well, why's it got his fucking name in the title? He just shows up, does a few minutes at the beginning and a few minutes at the end, then leaves some other poor bastard to actually do the investigating and reporting about whatever the hell the show's about. Trevor McLazy, more like!

Trevor 'Glory Seeker' McDonald: Welcome to my show, Tonight with Trevor McDonald - with me, Trevor McDonald. On tonight's show, we investigate what it's like down Britain's sewers. I sent some work experience boy down the sewers with a camera, to investigate. We're not even going to print his name on the screen! I'm Trevor McDonald.

Poor Downtrodden Work Experience Reporter: Curse you, Trevor McDonald! "I'm going to make you a star", he says! Here's my report: Fuck You.

'Evil' Trevor McDonald: Hahahhahahahahaha! I love it! I love it! Join us for next week's show with me, Trevor McDonald, when I'll be trying to get a reporter drowned! I'm Trevor McDonald.

Nasty old Trevor McDonald.