| notapipe @ 2003-06-14 19:34:00 |
Im a kill you.
Mood: 
amused
Colin weighs in on the car and how much he hates Hogwarts, and he's lost it. Not that I blame him. They're putting him in a box. Here in the muggle world that's called Cruel and Unusual Punishment. Or child abuse. I always knew that Dumbledore was evil. Also of note is the fact that Colin is a mechanical genius.
And he's been silenced by the jack-booted (well, probably open toed shoed) authorities. Which, understandably and insidiously, has a chilling effect on both free speech as well as revision.
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Anonymous @ June 14 2003, 17:54:47 UTC |
Somehow I don't think Colin's account of events was entirely unbiased.
(parent)| lunadeath02 @ June 14 2003, 18:06:03 UTC (a touch of sarcasm, man) |
I hate the the lake
O_o
He could have said that he hated the the mermaids too. they're in the lake.
I hate the pumpkin juice
whoa! Do not dis the juice, man!
| sistermagpie @ June 14 2003, 18:20:52 UTC |
Oh my god, I love Colin so much.
He's a complete crackpot and he knows when to reference the Godfather!!!
Poor Denny.
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vintagesex @ June 14 2003, 20:12:43 UTC |
Do you think he's going to kill Dennis out by the lake?
:O
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Anonymous @ June 15 2003, 05:44:39 UTC |
no he'll make Dennis drink pumpkin juice untill he blows up...
(parent)| sheron @ June 15 2003, 12:41:45 UTC |
and he knows when to reference the Godfather!!!
Is it the "you broke my heart" line? That line's been nagging at me as very familiar but I can't place it. (Been too long since I've seen the Godfather)
| sistermagpie @ June 15 2003, 17:14:32 UTC |
Yup--Michael's "I know it was you, Fredo. You break my heart." It's from Godfather II, really. At least that's how I remember the line. I hope Denny is stupid enough to go out on the lake with him!
| sheron @ June 15 2003, 17:15:59 UTC Re: |
Oh yes, that's right! I remember now. Thanks! :D
I think Colin is in his "solitary confinment" now. (Which is probably just a separate room since he seems unable to get along with the rest of the school.)
| wednesday_tea @ June 14 2003, 18:47:12 UTC |
*Grins* Oh, Colin.
It's rather scary though. O_o I think he's gone a little mad.
| anjaliesque @ June 14 2003, 19:05:27 UTC |
Damn, I so love Colin. His 'I hate' paragraph is a riot. I still feel sorry for him, no matter how much he is to blame. Plus the Volvo is pretty cool. And even exaggerated as his account might be, it still comes down to a box. Cruel and unusual, indeed. Worse even is the deprivement of the Martin and the Mad Muggle issue. And then the shades of Dennis/Colin, mmm. The bold underlined capitalized supersized font was rather hot too. :D
(parent)| dragynville @ June 14 2003, 19:47:25 UTC |
The Gryffindors got it twice, but I noticed he doesn't hate the moving photos.
However, we shall triumph against the open-toe shoed authorities: Finch Fletchley is on to them.
XD XD
As to the box:
"He was looking down into a kind of pit, an underground room, and lying on the floor some ten feet below, [...] was the real Mad-Eye Moody." (GoF, p. 681)
| tiamet_nox @ June 14 2003, 19:53:53 UTC |
Thanks for the quote^-^ I was imagining him the box from the movie Matilda that the headmistress put the kids she didn't like in. Except without the nails and broken glass!
(parent)| anjaliesque @ June 15 2003, 07:42:35 UTC |
The Chokey!! Awesome! Sorry, I get a little excited over Roald Dahl references. But really, wouldn't Filch just swoon over the Trunchbull? :D
(parent)| tiamet_nox @ June 15 2003, 13:49:53 UTC Re: |
A match made in hevan! They could connect over archaic torture devices and the screams of first years!
(parent)| notapipe @ June 14 2003, 19:55:11 UTC |
Colin's new icon is excellent. It's got the feel down exactly.
(parent)| sheron @ June 14 2003, 21:22:56 UTC |
Colin has updated his profile, but forgot about hating ravenclaws.
(parent)| notapipe @ June 14 2003, 21:54:48 UTC |
Wow. I love his new profile. Especially Clown!Soblessa. And his weird terrorist picture or whatever (mouse over it, and also see how he has terrorism as an interest).
I don't think he hates Ravenclaws all that much, because they never rejected him, he just never considered them (because, you know, he's a moron).
| dragynville @ June 14 2003, 22:00:06 UTC |
Is that supposed to be the dark mark with a camera?
(parent)| notapipe @ June 15 2003, 00:15:34 UTC |
Hmmm, I know the Camera is from Draco's Dark Lord Creevy drawing, you might be right about the dark mark. I thought it was the Punisher symbol. He's certianly in the wannabe anarchist/gangsta/evil stage, so it MIGHT BE the Dark Mark...
(parent)| sistermagpie @ June 15 2003, 07:20:40 UTC |
I thought it was the Dark Mark from Draco's "Hello, I am the Dark Mark," picture. The picture was quite impressive, really. That big camera really did look ominous!
(parent)| notapipe @ June 15 2003, 12:11:57 UTC |
That'd be cool. However, it's not Draco's "Hello, I am the Dark Mark", check out the original.
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