| boot_boy in nocturne_alley @ 2002-09-09 15:23:00 |
Thank you Professors Black and Lupin for that illuminating insight into your relationship.
For those of you who asked -- as for what I am protesting, it would be too complicated to explain, but let us say for now that I am protesting conformity. Anyone who wishes to protest conformity along with me should meet me under the third floor stairs this evening. That means you, Thomas.
As for you, Myrtle -- while it may be true that I am not a prefect, I do occasionally swim naked in the lake on particularly cold mornings, so if you are desperate for a glimpse of my nude form, you may drift down there any time you like. I enjoy the company of dead people as they rarely talk too much.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2002-09-09 12:33 pm UTC |
Say, Boot. Wouldn't arranging a meeting place just add to conformity? Perhaps you ought to just say, "You know where and when." They'll know, of course.
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-09 12:49 pm UTC |
Excellent point, Malfoy. I'll make a note of it. After all, you must know all about arranging secret meetings.
| potterstinks @ 2002-09-09 01:17 pm UTC |
Careful, Boot. Wouldn't want to get started on closeted affairs, would we?
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2002-09-09 02:31 pm UTC |
Careful, Boot. Wouldn't want to get started on closeted affairs, would we?
Depends on who they're with, doesn't it, Malfoy?
| deanthomas @ 2002-09-09 12:45 pm UTC |
And I think someone should tell Colin Creevy to bring his camera. This kind of thing needs to be recorded for posterity.
(parent) colin__creevey @ 2002-09-09 12:52 pm UTC |
o_O!! I'm not sure this is something I should be taking a photo of!!!! Oh well! (gets trusty camera!)
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2002-09-09 12:42 pm UTC |
Do I have to bring my own stool, or will they be provided? Will there be food?
(no, I'm not being sarcastic, really)
As for non-conformity, well...I think Seamus and I have that covered pretty well these days... *ahems*
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-09 12:50 pm UTC |
Ah, yes, you and the talented Mister Finnigan. ::smirk::
See you under the stairs, Thomas. I can accio you some stools if you're really too delicate to sit on the ground with the rest of us.
| seamus_f @ 2002-09-09 02:19 pm UTC |
Just what are you smirking at, Mister Boot?
Dean isn't delicate. He's just . . . bourgeios. A word I'm sure you recognize.
| seekercho @ 2002-09-10 12:41 pm UTC |
Actually, Dean, it seems to me that non-conformity is rapidly turning into conformity these days. Or at least, is springing up in quite unexpected places, very rapidly. I've been noticing that myself lately.
Terry, I must agree with Hermione about the silliness of your stance. I'll be enjoying myself in the sunshine that day. I hope you come to your senses in the meantime.
| erniemacmillan @ 2002-09-09 03:02 pm UTC |
!!!
TERRY! What a brilliant idea! Do you think we'll have to form a suicide pact? Cos I'm not quite sure I'm ready for that, I mean you're a great guy and all but that's a little much, but great initiative, old sport! Do you think I should practise my night vision charm?
| turpinol @ 2002-09-10 05:33 pm UTC |
Terry, I can see from here that you're not going to be able to lick your own nipple.
Incontrovertible laws of arithmancy and space are such a pain that way, aren't they?
| missgranger @ 2002-09-10 12:18 am UTC |
...You are protesting against conformity? What, exactly, is so wrong with conformity?
Let me point of the definition of the word to you: Action or behavior in correspondence with socially accepted standards, conventions, rules, or laws.
Without adherence to rules and laws, what would we have? Chaos! Now, I'm not saying that these things shouldn't be questioned, but honestly Terry, couldn't you put your efforts to better use elsewhere? For example, have you ever looked at S.P.E.W. - the Society for the Protection of Elvish Welfare? I started it in 4th year and we could certainly use new members like yourself, who have dedication to a cause! Let me know if you'd be interested!
| deanthomas @ 2002-09-10 06:54 am UTC |
Oh, I think he's very intested in joining.
Aren't you, Terry?
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-10 11:02 am UTC |
Much as my well-developed sense of irony appreciates the humor inherent in an organization called SPEW, I must respectfully decline your invitation as, unfortunately, I have no actual interest in house-elves, aside from the fact that on occasion they can be used to prop up wobbly table legs in the library.
I had an entire manifesto written on exactly why I have no interest in socially accepted rules, standards and conventions. Unfortunately I seem to have dropped it down my pants. Care to have a look for it?
T.B.
 missgranger @ 2002-09-10 11:03 pm UTC |
Unbelievable. While I am appalled at your statements about house elves, the following was even more disturbing:
Unfortunately I seem to have dropped it down my pants. Care to have a look for it?
I am shocked at this statement!! This could be seen as sexual harassment, I'll have you know! And I thought you were gay - why would you want MY hand down your trousers?!
Twenty points from Ravenclaw for extremely poor judgement as well as poor taste.
| potterstinks @ 2002-09-11 01:37 pm UTC |
Well, Granger, if he's gay and he wants you down his pants, what exactly does that say about you?
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-09-11 02:49 pm UTC |
A) He's confused.
B) He has taste.
C) He finds me more attractive than he finds you. Isn't that telling?
 boot_boy @ 2002-09-11 04:26 pm UTC |
I am shocked at this statement!! This could be seen as sexual harassment, I'll have you know!
And wouldn't that be so exciting for you?
And I thought you were gay.
I don't recall having unburdened myself to you about my sexual orientation, Granger.
Twenty points from Ravenclaw!
Boo.
Hoo.
| missgranger @ 2002-09-11 06:36 pm UTC |
And wouldn't that be so exciting for you?
*sarcastically* Yes. Quite the dream come true.
I don't recall having unburdened myself to you about my sexual orientation, Granger.
Oh, did you think I didn't notice the little crush you have on my boyfriend? Ron may be a bit naive, but I am not, and I've seen the way you look at him. Perhaps that's why you're treating me so horridly? Jealous much?
Boo.
Hoo.
Oh that's right - I forgot about your lack of interest in House points. But something tells me your fellow Ravenclaws don't feel the same.
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-11 07:05 pm UTC |
Oh, did you think I didn't notice the little crush you have on my boyfriend? Ron may be a bit naive, but I am not, and I've seen the way you look at him. Perhaps that's why you're treating me so horridly? Jealous much?
Is not even one of those large heavy books you tote around a dictionary, Granger? Try looking up "bisexuality." It seems to me that you know too much about elves, Granger, and not enough about people.
As for ikkle Ronnikins, I believe he and I have an appointment under the stairs around eightish. Ask me again whether I fancy him when he's got me pinned to the ground with his kneecaps; I might have a better answer then.
T.B.
 missgranger @ 2002-09-12 05:20 pm UTC |
Is not even one of those large heavy books you tote around a dictionary, Granger? Try looking up "bisexuality." It seems to me that you know too much about elves, Granger, and not enough about people.
Well, fine. I'll give you credit there, as I did make the assumption that you were gay on what I'd seen so far. That being said, however, I am still not impressed with your attempts to get my hands down your trousers.
As for ikkle Ronnikins, I believe he and I have an appointment under the stairs around eightish. Ask me again whether I fancy him when he's got me pinned to the ground with his kneecaps; I might have a better answer then.
Considering some of the things you've espoused, it really wouldn't surprise me if you'd enjoy it a bit rough. The old "master and servant" routine seems like your sort of thing. But considering that Ron is completely and utterly as straight as it is possible to be, you're quite out of luck there, Boot.
knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 08:25 pm UTC |
Uh, Hermione? Exams stress getting to you? What on earth are you talking about??
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-09-12 05:23 pm UTC |
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-12 07:34 pm UTC Re: |
...huh?
Who is their right mind would enjoy getting their bloody arse kicked?!
 knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 01:51 pm UTC |
Excuse me, Boot! This is my girlfriend you're talking to, keep your mouth clean! OUTSIDE, NOW!
(parent) finch_fletchley @ 2002-09-11 01:56 pm UTC |
So it's perfectly fine for you to insult Susan, but once anyone says word one about Hermione THEN you get indignant!
SOMETIMES YOU ARE SO STUPID, WEASLEY!!!!
knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 02:01 pm UTC |
ONLY *SOMETIMES*, YOU'RE STUPID ALL THE BLOODY TIME!
OF COURSE, I CAN DEFEND HERMIONE ALL I WANT, SHE'S MY REAL GIRLFRIEND, HA HA HA!
finch_fletchley @ 2002-09-11 02:04 pm UTC |
THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE NOT STUPID ALL THE TIME IS BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOES YOUR THINKING FOR YOU!!! SO YOU PLAY A BIT OF CHESS - WHO CARES?! THIS DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE IT OUT ON PEOPLE WHO ARE OUTSIDE OF GRYFFINDOR YOU STUPID PRAT!
(parent)knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 02:08 pm UTC |
At least I have a real girlfriend, idiot, and I bet you can't read this since you are sodding blind!
(parent)finch_fletchley @ 2002-09-11 02:18 pm UTC |
...
I can see perfectly fine, you dim-witted prune!
And it WAS a snake!
finch_fletchley @ 2002-09-11 02:26 pm UTC |
Right, try pulling that one somewhere else, Weasley. As if Hogwarts would have a garden hose manufactured in the United States. Besides, the snake was green. Nice try, but no prize. You've all but admitted that it was a snake, so why don't you and the rest of your Untouchable Trio try picking on someone else who's not as gullible? Just stay away from us!
JFF
knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 02:29 pm UTC |
I DIDN'T SAY THAT WAS THE HOSE YOU SAW, MORON, I WAS TESTING YOUR EYESIGHT AND SINCE YOU KNOW THAT THAT WAS A HOSE, IT PROVES YOU WERE BLOODY LYING ABOUT THE SNAKE! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET HARRY INTO TROUBLE, I'M ONTO YOU, JFF!!!
(parent)finch_fletchley @ 2002-09-11 02:35 pm UTC |
Likely excuse. Try covering up your tracks, Weasley. It's useless. Just give it up already. It was a snake. Everyone is serving detention for your best friend if you claim not to be so blind. So why don't you just piss off with your Terrific Never Can Do Wrong Trio? Believe me, Hogwarts will go on without the three of you nosing around in everyone's business!
(parent)knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 02:39 pm UTC |
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED (WHICH YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T, SINCE YOU ARE BLOODY BLIND), I'VE BEEN IN MORE DETENTIONS THAN THE WHOLE HUFFLEPUFF HOUSE ADDED TOGETHER SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WHINING FOR?! CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT!? DON'T GO AROUND BLAMING CRAP ON HARRY, YOU WUSS!
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-09-11 02:52 pm UTC |
Justin, really. If I did Ron's thinking for him, he'd never have detention or get into trouble. Well, almost never. I like for who he is, and surely you feel the same about Susan, so I should think you'd understand. I really wish that the two of you would settle your differences peacefully. Won't you reconsider? Perhaps you and Susan and Ron and I could sit down and talk after class.
 boot_boy @ 2002-09-11 04:30 pm UTC re: Excuse me, Boot |
Much as I would like to betake myself outside and roll around in a great big sweaty pile of arms and legs with you, Weasley, I feel it incumbent upon me to point out that your obsession with Finch-Fletchley and garden hoses has reached alarming levels. I fear for my virtue should I allow you anywhere near me while their are gardening implements around, whether or not there are fisticuffs involved.
knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 06:11 pm UTC Re: Excuse me, Boot |
I'm not bloody OBSESSED with that sod, he started it first and YOU picked on Hermione! You're all prunes, all of you!
If it's more convenient for you, I can punch out your nose under that stupid staircase of yours!
| boot_boy @ 2002-09-11 07:07 pm UTC Re: Excuse me, Boot |
Sounds delightful, Weasley. See you under the stairs around eightish?
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-11 07:08 pm UTC Re: Excuse me, Boot |
Uh...I might be a bit late because I'm meeting JFF at 7.30pm to poke his eyes out.
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