Anonymous @ May 11 2003, 04:37:01 UTC

You are well and truly on the good crack, my friend.

notapipe @ May 11 2003, 04:41:04 UTC

No, it's called "I'm supposed to be studying for a test on Monday, let's see how much I can fuck myself over but not leave the library, now that I've hit a lull in Brennan vs. Rehnquist, which ALSO is not what I'm supposed to be reading."

Anonymous @ May 11 2003, 04:45:33 UTC

How long would it take you to explain what your icon is all about? Will that help fuck you over?

notapipe @ May 11 2003, 05:49:56 UTC

Not that much time.

I made Draco into badass journalist Spider Jerusalem from the excellent (and finished) comic Transmetropolitan. Spider pretty much always wears those glasses (which are an essential journalistic tool in the transhuman metrpolis of the City), is bald and has lots of tattoos, but only one on his head, which is the little spider you see on Draco.

This came about by me accidently saying soemthing along the lines of "Draco's 'I hate it here' diatribe", and then noticing that "I Hate It Here" is the title of Spider Jerusalem's column.

notapipe @ May 11 2003, 06:05:05 UTC

Okay, you wasted more of my time. I added a smoke. All journalists must smoke.

slinkhard @ May 11 2003, 06:59:29 UTC

I find smoking Draco sexy.
Oh my god, this stuff is working on me.
Stay away, nraged, for the good of your health!

Anonymous @ May 11 2003, 06:41:07 UTC

Hooch/Sibyll, since the cross-dressing Hooch!/Sibyll incident.

notapipe @ May 11 2003, 07:20:58 UTC

Did that get mentioned last night? The list was just of stuff happening last night (you'll notice the absence of Pansy/M.B., which I ship vehemently, for example, since there is no reference to Pansy/M.B.)

If not, when?

Anonymous @ May 11 2003, 07:29:50 UTC

color me stupid, and never mind. ^_^

Anonymous @ May 11 2003, 07:35:10 UTC

http://www.livejournal.com/users/potterstinks/18560.html?thread=306816

anjaliesque @ May 11 2003, 09:12:41 UTC

Fantastic work, sirrah. I tip my hat to you.

Not perfectly sure that you don't have these, but (confirmed) Colin/Soblessa, and (obsessive) Colin/Harry (one-way). The former broken off because of suspicion of the latter.

And if we're going to be doing insane mind-conjuring, I rather thought Parvati/Lavender. Because, after all, what am I supposed to think when Parvati says, "Let's go and Dance and get Away from Stupid Boys, okay?" Lavender's just in homophobic denial.

Oh, and Ginny/Lessa insuinated.

moonlitpages @ May 11 2003, 11:24:48 UTC

Don't forget Harry/Ron, if only in the most hypothetical sense. Not that I ship Harry/Ron, but I thought it was very sweet.

I'm especially jealous of Sirius/Ewan McGregor. That man gets around.

nightflight @ May 11 2003, 16:28:34 UTC

That was my favourite, even, as you said, in the most hypothetical sense.

black_dog @ May 11 2003, 12:31:28 UTC

I was particularly impressed by Sirius/John Major. And notice that Major was listed twice, just like Remus!

zorb @ May 11 2003, 15:47:59 UTC

My favorite (aside from Remus) was Sirius/Rene Echevarria. Trekkie!Sirius! <333

notapipe @ May 11 2003, 16:32:24 UTC

You are a geek. Good for you.

Also, I thought Sirius was dealing in british flesh.