notapipe @ 2003-08-26 12:53:00

Happy Birthday Lisa
Mood: enthralled

turpinol had her birthday yesterday. It did not appear to be quite so happy. I am impressed by her confidence in her cooking. I am not sure how many teachers she could have sex with though. There's what, Dumbledore and Flitwick? I suppose Sirius too.

Only related along the brief alcohol dynamic, but put here because I don't feel like spamming: Justin's computer is recommending a Long Island Ice Tea. Beating the toaster oven into submission sounds like fun.

Speaking of drowning one's sorrows.


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Anonymous @ August 26 2003, 11:04:30 UTC

Except without the sorrow part, I suppose!

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notapipe @ August 26 2003, 11:11:55 UTC

I'm sure Justin is full of woe, what with his toaster oven ejecting the toast too quickly...

Er, so, yes. You have a point.

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ungemmed @ August 26 2003, 11:10:21 UTC

turpinol's back! Squee!

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notapipe @ August 26 2003, 11:14:08 UTC

Could not be put better. *seconds*

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dari_brit @ August 26 2003, 14:25:06 UTC

Indeed he does! Perhaps we need to find an appropriate teacher for her to have sex with? ::eyes upcoming year plot:::

No, seriously, though...let's hope that this upcoming year features more turpinol, and perhaps some growth as regards love interests.

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jheaton @ August 26 2003, 12:02:03 UTC

Who represents turpinol in her icons? And while we're at it, what about hannahabbott?

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dari_brit @ August 26 2003, 14:38:24 UTC

I cannot TELL you how extraordinarily surprised I was to be looking for Pizza Hut coupons (follow the "find coupons" link) when turpinol's picture popped up!!!

Still don't know the model, though.

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anjaliesque @ August 26 2003, 14:51:34 UTC

That's so funny! I love it! *rolls*

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jheaton @ August 26 2003, 20:23:07 UTC

Fascinating. Maybe she's just a clip art model.

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dragynville @ August 26 2003, 13:15:27 UTC

Cho seems to agree with you about the teachers. XD

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turpinol @ August 27 2003, 03:57:10 UTC

Thank you!

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notapipe @ August 27 2003, 04:14:50 UTC

You're welcome. And congratulations on the Head Girl appointment. You know, you could probably simulate getting paid by being terribly corrupt, though I expect that's an awful lot of work.

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turpinol @ August 27 2003, 09:48:18 UTC

I could beat first years up with the fist of authority and make them give me their pocket money, too.

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